Defend Colfax:
Did the fine motion picture Red Dawn teach us nothing? One day someone is gonna parachute in here and take all that you hold dear. It is up to us, children, to make Mr. Swayze proud. I call upon you to don the uniform of those who defend the lady that can't defend herself. That lady being Colfax. Even if she does have puke on her dress, 3 identifiable STD's, a little moustache, and a couple of junkie friends. Still, someone has to stand their ground. Is there no morality anymore? Make those freaks on the 15 listen up: I represent the shield! Don't tread on me. Got it? Fly your colors and let it be known - no one is gonna harsh your buzz!
What's wrong? Are you a fighter and not a lover? Well then, click here to ATTACK COLFAX.
How much is it?
$28.00 plus tax where applicable. Domestic shipping and handling included. International orders add $6.00 for shipping and handling.
When can I expect it?
Realistically, 6 - 8 weeks time. Sooner if there is a good response. Domestic shipping is factored into this time estimate. But I have no idea how long international shipping will take.
Does it come in other colors?
Gimmie a break, hipster. Like you have any other colors in your closet anyway. Think of it this way: black is the night version of camouflage.
How do I get one?
Click Right Here and Order. Choose your size and add to cart. View your cart to check-out. We'll send you an e-mail when we ship.
But, aren't you encouraging gang/video game/clan/political/sexual division?
Yes, we are. Judging from your tone, it is easy to see that you are a neo-con war monger. And we don't take kindly to neo-con war mongers. So I suggest that you take that crap and LEAVE NOW.
Does anybody actually give a shit?
No, not really.
I have another question...
Sigh, this better be about the shirts. Email questions to: michael [at] secretdesignshop.com
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